Have you ever wanted something that you knew you couldn't afford? If you answered yes to that question, then boy are you in luck..... Maybe you yearn for that slightly used ketchup packet (2 for $2.00, ketchup might not be in container), or that expensive super rare Pokemon that got shredded by a meat grinder. I'm sure that between my junk partner and me, we can find what you desire.           We have an unlimited amount of things to work with. If you crave a plastic army man with one arm, half a gun, and part of the head chewed off then a stoke of luck has just shot you in the back of the head with a nail gun!           We only sell top quality merchandise. We guarantee that you will be satisfied with anything we sell you.

Coming Soon !!! Gas powered 3 wheel bicycle Gas powered blender

We sell everything half price of new!

We want to save you money by opening up our resources and letting you buy our junk for half the price of new!

Lightly damaged 1969 GTO, I know it looks rough but I think with a little wax and a new windshield it will be a show winner! $10,598 BUYER PAYS SHIPPING

DEAL OF THE DAY!!!!

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ONLY pair of Zorro's underwear!

This attractive set of the only know pair of Zorro's underwear, is selling for the astonishingly low price of only $2,000. For that price you receive a bonus.

Brand new 2001 model Sony 4" speaker

This speaker uses one of a kind technology in producing the best sound quality for your buck! With no cone equals no sound policy there is guaranteed sound difference!

This speaker is made for the people who don't need 7000 WATTS of power when they only turn the stereo up to the lowest volume setting. It is assured to save your hearing and prevent any of those annoying disturbing peace tickets that you have received in the past! All this for only 5 easy payments of $99.50

Scientists have recently proven that the art of nose picking once thought to be just rude, has now been determined to be downright dangerous.

A FACT OF LIFE

I bet when he thought he would pick that bothersome bugger from his nose, he wasn't planning on that happening.

Special on meat!

Meat has been sitting around for a while, additional benefit of the meat tenderizing stripes, made from the most delicious ingredients. $35.99

Extraordinarily RARE Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle action figure!

This Teenage Mutant Nina Turtle action figure is one of the finest in quality, played with action figure that I have ever seen. It was rescued out of a fire at a toyshop. I knew how much those things were worth and decided to save it from the inferno. Although its ligaments are melted together, body badly burned, and one of its legs was missing, I fixed it with other parts that I found in the fire and it is as good as new. It now has a very affective pink pencil gun mounted to its arm and a foot blade on its left leg. I may advise you though...the green leg is not original. That came from another action figure identical to this one. Act now before its gone only $198.75

Macintrash

Macintrash

I found this television antenna in a dumpster! Can you believe it...a DUMPSTER, that guy had to be really dense to throw such an excellent antenna away.           It was in a lot of pieces when I found it but since I fixed it, you can't even tell that it was broken. This antenna will extend to 5 ft if you know how to bend it just right. Guaranteed to receive any picture (within a 2 X 2 inch radius of your house) it can be yours for $63.64

Like New TV Antenna

New 4 Inch Speaker

I spent the tedious time of patching the holes with black electrical tape, and repainted the speaker permanent marker blue and now it is just like new. You might just think that I took the speaker above and put tape over it for a cone, but you are all wrong. That speaker is NOT blue! Perfect sound for $40.98

DW an alternative to VW

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Throw me an e-mail

If I don't get back to you within 1 day then either I don't want to talk to you or I am trying to ignore your presence in the world. :-) Have a nice day

Entirely Mobile Home

Luxurious, Old-fashioned home. Equipped with the best electronics money could buy in the 1950's. It has a chrome toaster that (doesn't work) looks first-class. Eight windows that is if you include the cab and back door, one bedroom and the bathroom is always near by (depending on where you park). A few bonus items hanging on the outside of the home (not sure what they are) might just be mutated road kill. Wood furnace, and a TV antenna (just for looks) included.  Truck probably runs, I just didn't want to frighten the guy (that lives in the house) buy starting it. This house really moves from town to town a lot so buy it before it is gone. Just $150,000 down and payments of just $860 a month for 481 months

Sorry but the truck has been destroyed, and taken away. If you still would like to buy or are interested in it please e-mail me and I will sell it to you in parts (some parts might be in working order) then you can assemble it for your self.

Inside the House

8 Beautiful Chairs

Here is one of the Chairs from an 8-piece set. As you can see this chair is in faultless condition and is one of the greatest looking 1948 models out on the market today. You might have an insignificant crisis when sitting on it, just because it is THAT comfortable you will never want to get up again! You can have all 8 for only $1500 just a tiny $187.50 per chair.

For the Kids

Cars & Audio

This is another speaker but this was salvaged from a 1968 Volkswagen. It was bright gold and the cone was ripped just slightly. I took it out of the car just before it was crushed. I thought hey, being that old it should be worth something right?

Other

Showroom style1985 Ford Ranger

Even though the truck has a small scratch on the hood, the rest of the body is fine. Not a dent or ding on the whole truck. It does have a small problem that can be solved easily. There is a small leak in one of the front tires. You can drive this truck home as is, with the proper permit of course.

GO VIKINGS!!!

WARNING!

Click the button to see how the restoration on my 1975 Monte Carlo is coming. Who knows maybe I'll give you a ride in it someday!?!?!?!

A new line of products from       Crazy Inventions Inc.

Crazy Inventions Inc.

Who's slogan is "We make it out of junk, so you can pay us twice the                                   price of new!"

The Sod Slinger is made by Crazy Inventions Inc. This model can come in any color that you would like, and has the extra comfort of a bucket seat, tilt steering, 6 speed transmission (ask about that), and a powerful 10 HP motor. This one of a kind, car stopping, breath-taking piece of drivable art work can be yours for 0% financing and small monthly payments of $122.12 for 130 months. I know it looks dangerous but we have designed it to look friendly. Notice the smiley face on the seat. :-)

"The Sod Slinger could be one of the best known ways of transportation known to man!" Nick W, president/owner/founder of Crazy Inventions Inc.©

2002 Sod Slinger

2002 Chazooter

It is a gas powered heavy-duty scooter that you could be proud to ride to work on. This scooter is available with a seat for the extra lazy people, in numerous amounts of colors, chain driven by a chainsaw motor and comes standard with a "no refund guarantee." It is available for 0% financing and insignificant monthly payments of $22.12 for 88 months. I know what you are thinking, for that price I could buy one for each member of my family! And let me tell you, YOU CAN. What was once thought to be toys for the rich boys are now affordable to the average person.

You have seen the original Razor scooter for all of those chunky, overweight people in their mid 50s who don't want to get on one of those things to go to work because it involves EXERCISE. Yeah you know who I'm talking to! Crazy Inventions Inc. has come up with the Chazooter.

This model is shown with no seat, optional off road package, and in white with blue and red decals.

NOTE: The Sod Slinger has a lot of power; the following animation is a demonstration of what could happen to you while driving it. You have been warned!

If you don't think all those close calls with different bad guy gets Zorro wound up well then look at his underwear!

Here is the link to my newest project. After the Monte Carlo is finished this will be my next car to work on. Check it out!

Since this has been on my site I have had numerous amounts of email from people questioning about it. Since this site is basically a joke site people ask questions like...could you build one for me? How much would it cost? What are some colors I could get it in? I have told everyone that this is my prototype and it's not for sale. If you are interested in these you can email me in about 8 months. I should have a perfected chazooter by then and we can talk prices and shipping rates. Thanks for your interest. Nick W, president/owner/founder of Crazy Inventions Inc.©

Move mouse cursor over picture to see what the back of it looks like.

Move mouse cursor over picture to see what the back of it looks like.